We R 1 and 1

  "Hey E now that we're one does that mean we're old?"
  "I don't think so, to be old you have to walk around with an ice pack strapped to your back while you hold a beer and groan about how old you're getting."                                                                               
"Oh good, I don't want to be like dad yet."
 "Hey old man play that funky Mayfield tune."                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF-PRLGVYfA&feature=channel