If you can't take the heat...

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...turn on the ac! Record heat and humidity here in SD. It was 97 yesterday in downtown and the humidity from Sunday's storm left the boys and I boiling! Poor Evan had a heat rash from his helmet and rockstar stupid daddy didn't turn the air on until we were all sweaty messes. Of course I didn't make the same mistake before today became a scorcher but what is going on here? Yesterday was a record high around these parts. I'm not really into the whole global warming debate yet I don't live with my head in the sand. Every major city in the U.S. has broke and rebroke their record highs in the last three years. I was watching the weather channel(yes I am that boring) and the last decade has been one big can of whoop ass that nature is serving us from heat to natural disasters, snowfall and floods, humanity is taking a beating. I guess what i'm driving at is what is in store for the next ten? I'd like to know because yes...I have kids now. Anyone out there care to comment? Am I being paranoid? Don't answer that, of course I am. Paranoia is just animal instinct telling me something might be a bit off in the global balance of things and if it isn't enough that San Diego living is expensive, add kids and a big ac bill...jeez! But there was some killer waves!

I Rockstarized em'

    In my former life as a pro waiter/restraunt extraordinaire I had the occasion to serve the likes of the (formerly?) great Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Drew Brees, Ted Waite, the ceo of Gateway, I could keep on going. Once Marie was pregnant though my most interesting clientele became people with kids, especially twins. I was told hundreds of stories, ways, methods on how parents have gone about the business of parenting. I met everyone from a French couple who Furberized their kids to Spanish people who would only teach their twins english(not sure why). I read about the Furber thing, and of course saw "Meet the Fokkers". I have to say though it's been very simple straight ahead rockstar method here. Nothing puts the kabosh on extreme fussiness like hugs, kisses, and a bottle. All with some good blues or maybe Elvis in the background. Marie plays classic country off the cable, also effective, but whatever the occasion calls for ya know. Any thoughts? I mean it's early still but could it be...I know what the hell i'm doing?